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Transformers - Mecha Never Looked This Sexy
Can you pimp my ride like this?
I just came from watching the most ridiculously awesome movie of the summer—Transformers. The experience was nothing short of ORGASMIC. I kid you, not. I was at the edge of my seat for almost 3 hours! The visuals were absolutely amazing and I was treated with action sequence after action sequence after friggin’ kickass, metal-busting, mechanical, mind-blowing action sequence! The CG was clean, smooth, and sleek. I was having goose bumps watching it, salivating at the pure awesomeness of the transformations, the sexy rides, and testosterone-charged fighting scenes.
Minutes after the credits finished rolling, I was still glued to my seat, my heart racing, my mind desperate trying to absorb and digest all of the mindless entertainment. I dare say, it was better than 300. Yes, the mouth-watering, chiseled bodies of King Leonidas and his Spartan boys got nothing on Optimus Prime (aka The Hot Red Truck).
Losers = scrap metal
I would watch it again. I highly recommend the movie, just don’t expect deep character development and an award-winning storyline. But, if you are looking for brainless entertainment and solid fun, Transformers will deliver. Don’t forget your popcorn!
I edited the pictures a bit, source pictures courtesy of Jalopnik and Micheal Bay’s Blog.
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Ahhhh! Me and my friends are so looking forward to this movie. We can’t see it for another 4 days though, cause it comes out later in the states -.-. I’m very glad to hear that it is good ^.
I’ll watch it on the last day of AX. =D
What the…i thought 4th july was a simultaneous worlds premiere. I guess stolen version is out already, huh ? Slick job.
@Totali Yup, it is a totally knock-out movie
You’ll love it
@random passerby Good for you! Invite your friends, you’ll get a kick out of it.
@Karry I watched it in the theaters. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it was legit and I paid good money for it. It is showing a week earlier here than the worldwide premiere showing. Several other countries already have it in theaters as well.
Here’s a list of movie release dates of different countries.
Just finished watching a few hours ago.
Very entertaining, gives good laughs and awesome action. And even though I knew this was Hollywood blockbuster material, my brain still wouldn’t stop analyzing it lol.
@hayase Just finished watching it again! Lol! I got a free ticket from my aunt
After the movie, I was waiting for all the cars I saw on the streets to transform.
Yeah, the movie does have a humor into it as well and the actions, well I can’t sing enough praises about it.
Yeah it was great. ;DD I sooo wanna watch it again and i wanna marry Optimus Prime. LOL
Anyways, they’ve done an awesome job on the CG. >.
My post got cut off. D:___
GODDAMNIT!!! Ok…
Alright i’ma stop using those “greater than” and “less than” symbols.
So anyways, I forgot whut i typed in my other posts!! CUZ I GOT CUT OF!!!
DAMN YOU MEGATRON!!!
@$##@$!@$!@$!@$ I like to express myself in such a manner so you should watch Transformers cuz it is soooo worth you money, time and energy. 8D
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I am still waiting for the theatrical release, which is scheduled for August 4th over here. Yes, that’s AUGUST. WTF, right? I saw the trailer yesterday at the cinema though, while watching Die Hard 4, and I was extremely, extremely impressed with the fluid CG.
Yeah, this is THE movie of the year 2007!!
Being an 80s kid, this is like a dream come true, infinite times!
Of all the action-comic-based movies this year, Transformers takes on all of them and trashes them into the incinerator. Of course there will be critics and whatnots but what do they know?
Who cares about plotholes and cheesy lines? Transformers is all about robots that defy logic! I am very very impressed by Michael Bay this time.
Any geeky fanboy will enjoy this, I kid you not. It has CARS, GIRLS AND ROBOTS, everything a fanboy wants in a single movie!
Even the chef here luvs it! Woohoo!! Hearing Seleria say the word “ORGASMIC” makes my heart go aflutter.
hhhhmmmm…i think i’ll watch it this time:)guess everyone has watch the movie already..am i toooo late?;)
I wish I was a female robot! hahaha
it was extremely goooooood~! didn’t expect it to be THAT good! like they’d say, there’s more than meets the eye
The effects are looking fantastically lucious. I’m a shiny car lover and that first picture was pretty nostalgic (I LOVED the show as a kid) but it was also up-to-date and sexy-cool.
You’re making me want to see the movie so bad, but I can’t till next week when I’m out of town and this small town theatre sucks to watch cool movies…. I hate you for making me so impatient
I was unsure whether this would be worth seeing but have yet to hear a single bad review. Will be checking it out!
WOW~~ Look at that awesome picture you have for Autobot Jazz!! Plus, I really love Bumblebee and Optimus Prime is damn cool!!
I wasn’t into robots initially but my impression changed immediately after watching this movie. In fact I was wondering if it is worth watching the second time. Thanks to Seleria and guess I’ll be catching it again.
I think I must belong to a very, very small minority who did not like Transformer the movie. After I had seen the pics of the newly redesigned bots, I vowed that I would never watch the movie - for fear that I would scream and rail against Hollywood and Michael Bay…
Megatron was totally unrecognisable - he looked more like an Alien movie extra…and oh gawd, the desecration of Optimus Prime and Bumblebee….I just couldn’t do it…
Dude! I so know how you feel. That movie was exactly what I needed for a July 4th. Big machines breakin and blowing this up. Aww, gave me a tingle down my spine.
Anyway, I wanted to leave you guys with something that is “utterly” good. It’s an anime parody in 3D, check it out!
http://www.heavy.com/video/16237/#/channel/2294
@FrozenShade Yup, definitely worth all the money you paid for it.
@lightbringer August?! o__o That’s way too far off. Why?!
@miyamiya Lol… Love the action. Just throw away the logic. Transformers was never about the science behind the transformations anyway. This movie is all about he metal carnage!
Much love to you
@jen_lee I think you’ve already watched it by now. Wasn’t it everything I said and more?
@dru Don’t we all?
@Kim I came to watch with no expectation at all and the movie totally surprised me and blew me away.
@Chris Lol, making you impatient was not my intention. It is just that the movie was so damn good that I felt guilty not pimping it and sharing all the robot goodness that it is
@daelite I really think you won’t be disappointed
@MuCus That pic of Jazz is mighty sexy. I watched it 3 times already in the cinema loool
@Whimsy Yup, they updated the designs. Though, I think they did well in redesigning them. Besides, the effects are really good. You should give the movie a chance
@Dorthy Twoshoes Definitely spine-tingling
Thanks for the link 
i watch it the second time…boy i wish my voice is like Optimus prime…and say “Get out of the car!”
and when ask for anything “why?” I could answer like
“But I see a goodness in them, freedom is right of all sentient beings, you all know there is only one way to end this war”
Sales Lady: Unsay atu sir?
Me: “But I see a goodness in them, freedom is right of all sentient beings, you all know there is only one way to end this war”
Sales Lady: ????
Me: Autobots rollout!
Whenever your name is called, you can should, “Devastator reporting…”
Wow, I am a kid again.
ahhahahaha nice one bum3le8e3!
When I first saw the movie it changed my life:halo:
I AM SORRY but they are soooo~ SHMEXI!!!!:P
but in a I-kinda-want-to-hump-this-car but-kinda-don’t-because-people-will-think-I’m-a-bigger-wierdo- than-I-already-am-sorta way 
1.It made me develop a crush on Bumblebee
2.Whenever I’m around cars I feel a awkward and a bit uncomfortable
3.It made me slap myself for underestimating the show