After episode 20, the dearly retarded gets down with the girls of ToraDora for some hurt to hurt talk. This is tongue-in-chick or tongue-in-chic, which ever bad pun works for you.

Minorin,

Be thankful. Even though your love has already left a path of broken hearts, heaven has granted you favor. Waste this chance and I shall pray that the skies will stir and randomly strike down on your lovely crown and burn every strand of your #AF4768-colored hair. From there, you shall be forced into a life filled with servitude and selflessness. Yes, you shall be a monk and a very bald one at that.

P.S. #AF4768? The hex color code of your hair, approximately at least. Yeah, I’m a nerd that way.

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Ami,

I thought that the change of scenery over winter break would let you regain your bearings. Yet, here you are again, still as passive. Worst, you’ve become a masochist. Slitting yourself with every unspoken truth and each pathetic hesitation. Will I be so unfortunate to also see an emo Ami, donning an all-black ensemble with jet black hair, writing sad poetry using blood as ink while soaking under the drenching rain? Hell, know what? I’d pick that painfully emo Ami over doormat Ami anytime.

P.S. BeLe wants the bakachi bitch back. Hey, that makes a good tongue twister

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Taiga,

I know you fervently wish for Ryuuji and Minorin’s happiness. But do you wish for them to find that happiness in each other’s company? If yes, then you’ve truly become a saint. No? Then, you’re just a walking time bomb, waiting for all those repressed feelings to explode. I wonder if we’ll see tiny tiger plushies or Taigatans at the wake of the fireworks. Only time will tell if you’re gonna go KABOOM.

Sinisterly yours,

Seleria

Credits to 十条たたみ桧 for the top image.

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