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I Would So Ride The Miracle Train, If You Know What I Mean
Enough super serious posts and let’s turn this back to an anime blog again!
I wonder if you’ve heard of this urban legend…
There’s said to be a subway in Tokyo Underground that knows no bound.
And in this subway is a train filled with no one else but BEAUTIFUL SPARKLY SMEXY MEN.
It goes by the name of “Miracle☆Train”, sure to bring DEELIGHT~! to the girls who get to ride it.
A girl enters the subway. She’s on her way home, it seems, off to ride the train as per her daily routine. She swipes her ticket at the turnstile, too preoccupied to notice that her ticket ZOMGLOWED at that instant.
“Kiiroi sen made sagatte omachi kudasai”, says the operator — cue that her train home will be arriving any time soon. Oddly enough, she seems to be the only passenger in sight. “Maa, must be one of those days”, she thinks.
The train doors open, more welcoming of her presence than usual. The space in the train seems a lot wider than how she remembers it too.
She steps inside, and betcha by golly wow–! Right in front of her eyes are SIX SMEXY BEAUTIFUL HOSTS MEN who were eagerly awaiting her arrival.
“Welcome to the Miracle☆Train~”
The girl couldn’t believe her eyes, like HOLY SHI– IS THIS FORREAL?!
come to my lap little kitty, this seat has been reserved just for you~
She’s heard of this tale for about a million times now, but not even once did it cross her mind that it’s actually true — more so, that IT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO HER. She gets the million chance of a lifetime to check out the bishiefied train stations of Japan — it sure doesn’t get any better than this!
“I’m so glad I came… here”, she says, still left wide-eyed in disbelief at the SHEER AWESOMENESS of what’s happening.
you are the chosen one, m’lady~
Not before long, the voice of God the conductor and the girl [train] guide (WTF there’s another girl?! — don’t ask me, it says so in the summary) was heard…
The Miracle☆Train appears before people who are burdened~ (Offer Exclusively For Girls — one destined girl at a time)
These BEAUTIFULL train stations are here to serve you put an end to your troubles~ wai wai~
Goodbye miseries of Real Life~ Say hello to a new PARADAISU~ O sweet taste of heaven on earth~
Tralalalala~ fly fly fly goes the burdens of the girl~
“I hope to come… again… here”, were her parting words.
Happy End~
And this is how the Six Miracle Densha Otokos swing~
O their strong bond of “friendship” that get strengthened with each happiness they bring~
Another time, another day, and the Miracle☆Train Guys await their next customer~
Miracle☆Train: Passing through a subway near you. Just watch out, YOU might be the next destined one. 
Just for the record, this is the story written in the official homepage, spiced up a bit for the lulz. So yeah, feel free to blame me for the badly written ‘fiction’ 
I’m quite interested to see how they’re going to pull this off… from the looks of the webcomic and the trailer(?), it’s like YOU (the viewer) are the ’star’ of the show, hence the lack of girls. You‘re supposed to be reallyyyy special, after all.
Oh, and perhaps it won’t be long before we get to see Moe Tokyo Tower-tan in her very own series :3
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kanzeon was one of the first ones to check this out, and is already going moe over the bishies.
Looks like gia checked the Miracle Train guys too, if you know what I mean.
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LOL. Just LOL.
I think I need to watch this series just for the comedic potential alone.
Oh man, hearing that line brings back SO many memories.
Now that would be an epic win!
whaaaaaaaat
@0rion: hahaha yes, let’s all watch this for teh lulz!
@otou-san: I take that as a yes
Wow, they’re certainly playing up the bishi ‘this series caters to girls’ thing. I have to at least check it out for nostalgia and comedy purposes since it seems like Hetalia for Tokyo stations.
BTW, glad your blog is back up. Have any idea what’s going on with animeblogger?
I was disappointed that the trailer wasn’t voiced! But it seems that the Chuo-sen was scrapped? Since they are now promoing Oedo-sen. And the only character that they saved was Shinjuku, they changed his first name though (from Shintarou to Rintarou LOL)
Probably won’t watch this, but I can’t say I’m not tempted if only because Japan’s trains feature prominently in the show. Strangely enough, the train network is one of the things I miss the most about Tokyo.
“Kiiroi sen made sagatte omachi kudasai”
Man, that line brings back memories for me too. I sometimes play the platform announcements in my head just to remind myself of the great time I had over there. (No kidding.) I remember the last part quite well (”Abunai desu kara, ki-iroi sen made o-sagari kudasai”), but the first part’s a bit fuzzy now (”Mamonaku [platform number]-ban [stuff I can't recall] mairimasu”).
Do report on how well the comedy’s done in this series – I’m loaded with work and I could use a great stress reliever right about now.
@ExecutiveOtaku: after Hetalia, the fangirls would need to have their bishie fix
I’m not exactly sure what’s up with AB these days, guess it won’t hurt to drop by the AB irc channel and ask around, haven’t been going there for months =O
@Hazuki: me too! I thought my headphones wasn’t working or something lool. I can only wonder what they’re planning to do with the anime with the changes they seem to be making… o.O
@Diego: the train announcements is certainly natsukashii~
will do what I can to post about this show’s lulz-ness
Miracle Train needs an Osaka branch
@issa: who knows, they’ll probably expand any time soon, to accommodate more bishies!
I felt like I smelled Ouran right there… Oh Miracle Train..
@Rakuen: hahaha. this is more lulz though, and the Ouran guys will probably feel insulted if these train stations ever get compared to them